May 2013
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May 5th
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April 2013
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“Things like racism are institutionalized. You might not know any bigots. You...”
– Dave Chappelle (via ikenbot)
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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I went to church with my family tonight and the...
Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the Bible, homosexuality is a sin.
Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
Pastor: You know what else the Bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
-uncomfortable silence-
Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
Pastor: The Bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
-the pastor shifts a few notes around-
Pastor: The Bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
Apr 26th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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“Boston. Fucking horrible. I remember when 9/11 went down, my reaction was,...”
– Patton Oswalt
Apr 17th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Happy National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day!
Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2013
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Mar 29th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 22nd
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Mar 22nd
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How To Make Love.
About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have to talk about sex to their kids. And that just freaks me out. I have cats—they were broken, but now they’re fixed—so I don’t have to worry about this. However, if I had the opportunity to suddenly be confronted...
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Mar 17th
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